A young woman quits her job in a Hollywood high rise and finds herself pouring drinks at one of LA's most infamous strip clubs. Based on posts from the popular blog, From Behind the Boobie Bar, these outrageous and (occasionally) poignant tales will leave you tittering in delight. From holiday potlucks to blood wrestling, stripper problems to stripper pageants, at The Club there's never a dull moment. So slip into something more comfortable, and settle down for the exciting stories of a real-life strip club bartender. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Kendall Taylor. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/047247/bk_acx0_047247_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A laugh-out-loud funny parenting guide from the Honest Toddler, the Internet's most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm on the Honest Toddler blog and on Twitter @HonestToddler have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans online. Are you a confused parent to a toddler? Are you constantly disappointing the small child in your life? This book can help you become a better servant/parent to the toddler at the heart of your world. You'll learn about everything from meal preparation (hint: just put the crackers on a plate), play date etiquette (don't touch. Just don't.), to how time-outs make you look like a fool. The Honest Toddler says a firm 'NO' to popular, fashionable parenting trends and instead embraces the big questions: Who Does Mommy Belong To? How Can You Prevent Siblings? And Sleep and Weaning Yourself Off it. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Kyle McCarley. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/orio/000599/bk_orio_000599_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Susie Bright digs into the meaning that's underneath people's actions, beliefs, and philosophies when it comes to sex. These interviews take a look at linguistics, "Penthouse Letters", gay pulp fiction and Victorian-Age erotica - to uncover the history of sexual evolution.This collection includes candid interviews with:Dr. Bill Bright, Susie's late father and legendary linguist.Jill Soloway, the executive producer and writer of HBO's hit series Six Feet Under.Karla Jay, one of the founders of what was first called "gay and lesbian liberation."John Vollmer, curator at the Museum of Sex. Chelsea Girl, sex blogger. Lavada Nahon, the real editor of the infamous Penthouse Lettters. Mark Frauenfelder, co-founder of the notorious Boing-Boing blog. Dr. Sharon Marcus, a Victorian-age sexuality historian. Steve Harsin, a librarian in a small town in MinnesotaRichard Kadrey, author of Sandman SlimDebbie Stoller, founding editor of Bust magazine. Michael Bronski, author of Pulp Friction, the history of gay characters in Fifties pulp fiction novels. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/000013/pf_suzy_000013_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Susie has had a crush on the infamous Sarah Palin from the moment the then Alaskan Governor burst into the spotlight during the last presidential campaign. Susie still has fantasies about Sarah, even though the political thrill of it all is gone. Today's show features a satirical story Susie wrote about her big sex date with Caribou Barbie. Next, in "Tell Me Your Sex Story", Susie interviews another In Bed listener who is willing to divulge all his personal, intimate secrets while we all listen in. "William" is originally from South Africa, and he and Susie talk about sex and Christianity, anal sex, communicating with your partner, and what sexual surprises greeted him in the States. Finally in our "Try This at Home" mailbag, Susie gets a question from a female listener who is worried and needs some help. “Why am I bleeding every time I have sex?” Help is on the way! Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to firstname.lastname@example.org. [Episode 440, July 9, 2010] Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/100709/pf_suzy_100709_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Susie starts off today's show with an announcement about her newest book: Mother-Daughter Sex Advice. A few years back, Susie and her daughter, Aretha, were columnists on Jezebel.com, where they gave out advice to many young readers. The book's chapters, based on their advice, are really juicy. From “Dumped after 4 years and still a virgin” to “How can I get my girlfriend to shave her pubic hair?” this book is a must! Next up: another edition of "Tell Me Your Sex Story". This is our ongoing series in which Susie talks to people just like you about what they really do behind closed doors. Welcome to Susie's sexual confession booth! Today we meet "Sybil", a massage therapist who has a really sexy past life. She was a dancer at the infamous Lusty Lady and also worked in porn. Susie and Sybil talk about ass play, loving pussy, and "I feel like I'm really a dirty gay man trapped in a woman's body." Then, in our "Try This at Home" mailbag, Susie get a letter from a listener who writes: "I've been diagnosed with herpes and genital warts.... What now?" Susie to the rescue! Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to email@example.com. [Episode 521, May 4, 2012] Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/120504/pf_suzy_120504_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The infamous Seattle schoolteacher who, at age 35, had an affair and got pregnant by her seventh-grade student is making headlines again. Susie takes a look at the bizarre life of Mary Kay Letourneau, who spent seven years in prison for having sex with a minor. This story is so odd, and has filled so many tabloid papers, that Susie decided to take a look at a recent public event that the now happily married couple organized. With husband Villi Fualaau, Mary Kay hosted Hot for Teacher Night at a local bar. Cashing in on their lewd celebrity status, they exploited the idea that all students want to "do" their teacher. Is it true? Are we all secretly hot for our grade-school math and reading professors? Susie takes a look at fantasy and morality in how we think about school and sex. Then, in the "Try This at Home" mailbag, Susie gets a question from a caller who wants advice before attending her first swingers party. She wants to go, but does she have to pretend to be bisexual? Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to firstname.lastname@example.org. (Episode 390, June 5, 2009) Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/090605/pf_suzy_090605_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A darkly hilarious contemporary realistic young adult novel about growing up and finding your place in the world, perfect for fans of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl and Running with Scissors. Goodreads Hottest YA Books of Summer * B&N Teen Blog Most Anticipated YA Debuts of 2018 * Buzzfeed 27 YA Books You’ll Want to Devour by the Pool This SummerDario Heyward knows one thing: He’s never going back to Moldavia Studios, the iconic castle that served as the set, studio, and home to the cast and crew of dozens of cult classic B-horror movies. It’s been three years since Dario’s even seen the place, after getting legally emancipated from his father, the infamous director of Moldavia’s creature features.But then Dario’s brother invites him home to a mysterious ceremony involving his father and a tribute to his first film - The Curse of the Mummy’s Tongue. Dario swears his homecoming will be a one-time visit. A way for him to get closure on his past - and reunite with Hayley, his first love and costar of Zombie Children of the Harvest Sun, a production fraught with real-life tragedy - and say good-bye for good. But the unthinkable happens - Dario gets sucked back into the twisted world of Moldavia and the horrors, both real and imagined, he’s left there.With only months to rescue the sinking studio and everyone who has built their lives there, Dario must confront the demons of his past - and the uncertainties of his future. But can he escape the place that’s haunted him his whole life? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Dan Bittner. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/007642/bk_harp_007642_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The year is 1703, and Matthew Corbett, professional "problem solver", is missing. Last seen by his friends in New York before he departed on a lucrative, seemingly straightforward mission for the Herrald Agency in Charles Town, he's been too long absent. His comrade-in-arms Hudson Greathouse has an increasing sense the young friend he thinks of as a son must have met with some unexpected peril. Following his hunch, Greathouse retraces Matthew's steps only to find him first presumed dead, then accused of murdering a young woman and apparently en route to London with a devious Prussian count last encountered on Professor Fell's Pendulum Island. Little does he know that Matthews's circumstances are growing worse by the second. For when Matthew arrives in the bustling squalor of Londontown, he's come shackled, charged for the murder of Count Anton Mannerheim Dahlgren. No matter the lack of body, presumed lost to the ocean. He soon finds himself locked up in the infamous Newgate prison, and has drawn the interest of a mysterious mask-wearing vigilante accused of several gruesome murders. Greathouse and the woman Matthew loves, Berry Grigsby, travel across the high seas to England to aid their friend, but it is impossible to know whether they will reach him in time to save his life. Freedom of the Mask is the sixth installment in best-selling author Robert McCammon's acclaimed series of standalone historical thrillers featuring the exploits of a young hero the USA Character Approved Blog has called "the Early American James Bond". The most surprising and ambitious volume to date, this is a novel filled with unpredictable twists and a note-perfect depiction of early 1700s London. Fans will not want to miss Matthew Corbett's most dangerous adventure yet. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Edoardo Ballerini. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/025268/bk_adbl_025268_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.